Saturday, October 27, 2007

Women's greatest weakness

What I am about to say may seem obvious to most of you, but I am very out of touch with women (because I have so little regard for them) so it is quasi-news to me.

THE issue that bothers women the most is rape. Not violence against women, not abortions, not the wage gap, not anything else. Rape is a particularly important issue to Feminists (notice the capitolization, all women are atleast lowercase feminists but not all are capitol Feminists) because it is the ultimate proof of woman's inherent inferiority.

I can't go so far as to support rape, I still think it's wrong and should be punished, but I like that women need to live in fear of rape. I like that I have found an issue that the mere mention of can reduce most Feminists to tears. If you want to cause pain to a woman, make a joke about rape. I will be sure to do this more in my own life.

In some spats I had with females during the years, I wonder if they mistakingly took my belligerent attitude as being a threat of rape, which I didn't intend, as opposed to just the threat of violence, which was the effect I was going for.

In conclusion: rape is funny


lucia vega said...

so, would it be funny if it was homosexual rape too?

nobody likes to feel powerless otis, why don't you understand that???

Otis the Sweaty said...

I understand it perfectly, I like that it makes feminists feel powerless.

Honestly I don't think homosexual rape is a big deal either. The only problem with rape is potentially getting an STD. If you don't get one I don't get why it is supposed to be so awful.

Rachel Riordan said...

Otis, you need help. Seriously. You can call the following numbers for the help you so desperately need: the National Domestic Violence Hotline toll-free at 1-800-799-7233 or the National Department on Mental Health at 1-888-793-4357.

Tired of being bored said...

No, actually one thing that feminists do find funny is reading your poorly written misspelt blog. If this is the worst enemy that we have then it is really not surprising that we are winning so easily. No wonder you feel so pathetic and powerless. I wonder if the march of female progress makes you cry at night.

Count Montivan said...

You are an enormous douche.