What I am about to say may seem obvious to most of you, but I am very out of touch with women (because I have so little regard for them) so it is quasi-news to me.
THE issue that bothers women the most is rape. Not violence against women, not abortions, not the wage gap, not anything else. Rape is a particularly important issue to Feminists (notice the capitolization, all women are atleast lowercase feminists but not all are capitol Feminists) because it is the ultimate proof of woman's inherent inferiority.
I can't go so far as to support rape, I still think it's wrong and should be punished, but I like that women need to live in fear of rape. I like that I have found an issue that the mere mention of can reduce most Feminists to tears. If you want to cause pain to a woman, make a joke about rape. I will be sure to do this more in my own life.
In some spats I had with females during the years, I wonder if they mistakingly took my belligerent attitude as being a threat of rape, which I didn't intend, as opposed to just the threat of violence, which was the effect I was going for.
In conclusion: rape is funny