Sunday, January 13, 2008

What Women Cunt

This hilarious title was a play on the title of the Mel Gibson movie "What Women Want".

I didn't get to see the whole thing which was unfortunate cause it really wasn't that bad. At least the parts that I saw that is. It's about this sexist guy (Gibson) who somehow develops telepathy but can only read the thoughts of women. Now even I think that would be a cool ass power to have. If for no other reason than you could tell if chicks were in to you or not. But I digresss...

Anyway, I thought the movie was going to be feminist propaganda but it really wasn't. Instead it was just woman propaganda, which I have decided is much more offensive. I have redone the heiarchy of people in the following order:

Masculinists>Woman lovers>Man lovers>Feminists>Manginas>Women

Women are so gay it is not even funny. Atleast Feminists are upfront about where they are at and aren't such hypocritical pieces of dog shit. Feminists tend to be angry and delusional but relatively rational by woman standards. Plain women on the other hand just suck. They think they are so cool. Let's say you get in a (verbal) fight with a Feminist; chances are she won't threaten you with violence and she won't restort to shaming language as quick as do other women. Here is a typical verbal fight with a true feminist:

Me: women are gay
Feminist: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Me: Men make more money than women because we are smarter
Feminist: blah blah blah blah blah
Me: Most rapes are imaginary
Feminist: blah blah blah
Me: Hm... I never thought of it that way, thank you for this enlightening debate
Feminist: blah

Here on the other hand is a fight with a plain woman:

Me: women are gay
Woman: What?! Women are the shit! Women are so great! I will kick your ass!
Me: Men make more money than women because we are smarter
Woman: You are just a little boy! You are not a real man! You probably have a small dick! You are ugly! You can't get laid! You are gay!
Me: oh brother...
::by this point the woman will have gone into the emotional overload stage where she will just endlessly repeating the same insults/threats over and over::
Me: this is stupid ::I walk away::
::the woman keeps going on like the energinizer bunny, either oblivious or indifferent to the fact that I am no longer in her presence and cannot hear her blabbering. After she calms down she starts crying. Why the hell are women always crying?::

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